*pushes up glasses* Sooo, there's this site called Neopets. It was created by two bored college kids, for their bored college friends. It got big, like really big. If you go back, way back, before the "immersive advertising" and
Happy Meal toys and the whole scientology thing, you'll find a different website. A simpler site, where you can adopt a Bruce Forsyth
him Rose Wine.
Bruce Forsyth isn't the only species that got the boot, unfortunately. There were quite a few pets that vanished from Neopia over the years.
Every day, as I'm brushing my teeth, I look into the mirror and ask myself - if I were an abandoned Neopets species, which one would I be?
Eventually I learned to stop talking to myself with a mouth full of toothpaste, and just take a personality quiz like a normal human being.